Funny Mother's Day quotes BUT make sure you don't really mean all the meant-to-be-lame/hilarious stuff cuz this is just for fun :)
Mom, you know you're more than welcome
to come over to my place for dinner,
but there's one little problem...
...all the food I have needs to be cooked.
Happy Mother's Day
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I'm glad I've got you for a mother...
...some stranger wouldn't have
put up with me this long.
Happy Mother's Day
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A mother deserves her children's
full attention on Mother's Day!
Have you thought about
standing in front of the TV screen?
Happy Mother's Day
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Happy Mother's Day
to a mom who should have been
an air traffic controller...
...I was grounded so often!
credits:
http://www.imag-e-nation.com/mothers_day_verses_poems_quotes.htm yeah,actually you can go to the website for more MEANINGFUL quotes :)
what we could have been, 6:10 AM.
woah, have not posted for so long.........BUT i decided to share this email (Husbands-of-the-Year)which Damini forwarded to me to ....uhm, girs have fun reading and guys just dun get offended cuz it's QUITE TRUE. hahas. i didnt add in the whole email cuz i have to put up the pictures which take sometime to appear on my computer and you won't probably understand the text without the pictures so i only extracted the last part from the email :) okay here it is:
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay, it all makes sense now. I never looked at it this way before.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND,
When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.
Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them.
Remember, You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing.
yup, tat's all. buhbye blog for another few months!!
what we could have been, 7:09 AM.